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First they came General News r/TeenGovernment

u/Trickster-123 2026-05-24 05:08 UTC ↑3 0 comments

First they came for the cats And I did not speak out Because I was not a cat Then they came for the dogs And I did not speak out Because I was not a dog Then they came for the frogs And I …

Mary and cotton are running for president and vice president respectively Campaigning/Self-Promo r/TeenGovernment

u/KrasnayaKatzechka 2026-05-24 05:08 UTC ↑2 0 comments

ALTERRRSSSSSSSS

Eve and Aspen are running for president and vice president respectively Campaigning/Self-Promo r/TeenGovernment

u/KrasnayaKatzechka 2026-05-24 05:07 UTC ↑2 0 comments

Each alter is a different person!

Cat rights General News r/TeenGovernment

u/Trickster-123 2026-05-24 05:05 UTC ↑2 0 comments

"#CatsRights -Alex"

Coffi and strawberry are running for president and vice president respectively Campaigning/Self-Promo r/TeenGovernment

u/KrasnayaKatzechka 2026-05-24 05:04 UTC ↑4 1 comments

Cuz each alter is a different person <3

Determine your own spot General News r/TeenGovernment

u/Trickster-123 2026-05-24 05:04 UTC ↑2 0 comments

Climb up on the ladder Pass the elephants, chained and scowling The cats, groaning and meowing The dogs longing to be free! Yet, they can't pay a fee Put a foot on their head P…

Cats, dogs, frogs, songs General News r/TeenGovernment

u/Trickster-123 2026-05-24 05:01 UTC ↑4 0 comments

Am I a cat, because I purr with fur? No, because a dog has furr I must be a cat because I sing my beautiful meow No, because the croak of a frog isn't a negative choice What makes you y…

Emergency Citizenship Registration Act Proposition for Council: Rejected r/TeenGovernment

u/Ill_Poem_1789 2026-05-24 04:57 UTC ↑4 6 comments ✎ edited

Article 1: Anyone with a valid Reddit account can register themselves as a registered citizen after the census to obtain a voter code by requesting the minister of census. Article 1.1: The minister o…

Establishment General News r/TeenGovernment

u/Trickster-123 2026-05-24 04:56 UTC ↑3 0 comments

I've seen faces oh so long Always there, holding strong It's been so very long My wish for change is so so strong Time has passed, time has been more than long Yet the will for cha…

Who are you? General News r/TeenGovernment

u/Trickster-123 2026-05-24 04:53 UTC ↑4 0 comments

Are you better than me? Are you less than me? Are you equal to me? Are you me? Are you you? Am I you? Are you me? No, of course not We see the difference I'm me, I'…

My self, my one, and my being General News r/TeenGovernment

u/Trickster-123 2026-05-24 04:50 UTC ↑3 0 comments

Myself? I am me, of course My one? Just who I am My being? All is the same Is it my species you see when I type? When you see this profile, do you see the person? Do you see me as …

Teen Government Discussion forum r/TeenGovernment

u/British_QuestionMark 2026-05-24 04:49 UTC ↑5 0 comments

5 Months and 29 days ago, our father brought onto this platform a new subreddit. A new community, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all creatures are created equal. Now, we …

Who are you, who am I? General News r/TeenGovernment

u/Trickster-123 2026-05-24 04:48 UTC ↑9 1 comments

Am I a human because I am more? Am I a human because I am less? Are you a human because you are more? Are you a human because you are less? Are we us because of our birth? Are we u…

Phoniex General News r/TeenGovernment

u/Trickster-123 2026-05-24 04:45 UTC ↑6 1 comments

A phoenix rises from the flames A phoenix sees its own faults, engulfs on itself in flames, and arises a new Alive, survived We shan't allow a community where we do not burn We shan't …

It's aye, nay, or abstain, not "maow" Meme r/TeenGovernment

u/BreezyBee7 2026-05-24 04:43 UTC ↑5 1 comments

Slanderism. Serious r/TeenGovernment

u/GAAABE77 2026-05-24 04:41 UTC ↑5 1 comments

Now, I have been one to slander, I’ve slandered vies, which I regret whole heartedly, and I’ve apologized sincerely and have since changed, and I believe slanderism is an awful way to engage with supp…

Equality. General News r/TeenGovernment

u/Trickster-123 2026-05-24 04:41 UTC ↑2 7 comments

What defines a person? What says someone cannot be given our rights? What says someone is under you or under me? Who says someone is over or under me? What says I cannot be created equ…

Bob on catgate r/TeenGovernment

u/Due_Camel6262 2026-05-24 04:41 UTC ↑2 1 comments

Do you support cats' right to run for government? Poll r/TeenGovernment

u/Zeedith- 2026-05-24 04:39 UTC ↑2 4 comments

[View Poll](https://www.reddit.com/poll/1tm24lq)

Utter ridiculousness, but atleast nobody's killing themselves over this. Meme r/TeenGovernment

u/BreezyBee7 2026-05-24 04:37 UTC ↑5 0 comments

A nice change of pace.

Forget what I was saying about Gabe being authoritarian, TRICKY is the real problem Sh*tpost r/TeenGovernment

u/Due_Camel6262 2026-05-24 04:32 UTC ↑2 2 comments

Here at the Alexandria Family.. Business Announcement r/TeenGovernment

u/British_QuestionMark 2026-05-24 04:32 UTC ↑3 2 comments

At the Alexandria Family, we endorse rights for \*everyone\*, regardless of your species. We currently do, and will, stand with cat rights.

At Vicetek, we are copyrighting #catrights r/TeenGovernment

u/thatonefrein 2026-05-24 04:29 UTC ↑2 1 comments

TRUST US, We're also spreading this everywhere you can use it freely

NTNN: Can a cat be vice president? General News r/TeenGovernment

u/KrasnayaKatzechka 2026-05-24 04:27 UTC ↑9 13 comments

A situation breaks out today in teengovernment following the dropping of Gabe’s vice president the debate arose after a cat was declared to be the running mate of the aspiring monarch. The fighting be…

On species being discriminated upon. General News r/TeenGovernment

u/Trickster-123 2026-05-24 04:26 UTC ↑2 1 comments

We are a community first, one of which has been known for its mutual support. When I first came to Teen Government, I was a nobody, nothing, null, yet, people took a chance on me. I got the p…

Freedom of proposition amendment Proposition for Council r/TeenGovernment

u/Zeedith- 2026-05-24 04:23 UTC ↑6 6 comments ✎ edited

Feel free to point out any issues! --- Section 1: Definitions Article 1: "Targeted legislation" is defined as legislation designed to adversely affect or disparage a certain group or person. Artic…

The Strangest Campaign In TG History Election Related Satire r/TeenGovernment

u/Due_Camel6262 2026-05-24 04:20 UTC ↑0 16 comments

In the course of TG, many strange events have occured. But if you were to go back and tell December Camel that in a few short months, a ticket comprised of a monarchist and a cat would be in content…

#CATSRIGHTS! #CATSRIGHTS! #CATSRIGHTS! Social r/TeenGovernment

u/GAAABE77 2026-05-24 04:14 UTC ↑4 1 comments

LEMME HEAR YOU CHANT IT!

I would like to enter the campaign for Presidency Campaigning/Self-Promo r/TeenGovernment

u/Super_Saiyan_Twink 2026-05-24 04:13 UTC ↑5 2 comments

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MY VICE PRESIDENT WHEN I WIN! r/TeenGovernment

u/GAAABE77 2026-05-24 04:13 UTC ↑2 1 comments

And it WILL be WHEN I win

An influential, popular duo whose been here from the start. What's not to love? Campaigning/Self-Promo r/TeenGovernment

u/BreezyBee7 2026-05-24 04:12 UTC ↑2 1 comments

IF THEY'LL TAKE HIS RIGHTS - WHAT STOPS THEM FROM TAKING YOURS? Discussion forum r/TeenGovernment

u/British_QuestionMark 2026-05-24 04:12 UTC ↑7 5 comments

\> Teenager? Yep! \> Has a Reddit Account? Yep! Nothing stops this cat from running, aside from bigotry against him for his species! \#CatRights

Secondary Impeachment Act Proposition for Council: Rejected r/TeenGovernment

u/Forward_Cheek4775 2026-05-24 03:49 UTC ↑1 6 comments

# Secondary Impeachment Act **This can be used at any time by the government or the people if a person on the council engages in corrupt behavior.** If one or more councilmembers have gone rogu…

Cat rights matter—would you take away his freedom to vote and hold office? r/TeenGovernment

u/Zeedith- 2026-05-24 03:41 UTC ↑8 3 comments

/hj, but not /j

Why The Fuck Did We Allow Cats To Hold Political Positions Act Proposition for Council: Passed r/TeenGovernment

u/Due_Camel6262 2026-05-24 03:22 UTC ↑5 8 comments

Article 1: "Teens" shall exclusively mean teens of the human race

Clarification on the Cat-as-VP-scandal Discussion forum r/TeenGovernment

u/SomWanOnTheInternet 2026-05-24 02:41 UTC ↑6 3 comments

Yes, My cat is running as Gabe's Vice President in his presidential race. Her account is u/LunaSabina_TheVoid. A legal reddit account, since my cat is 13 years of age, according to the shelter we got…

Sign-Up for Citizen Act Proposition for Council: Rejected r/TeenGovernment

u/SomWanOnTheInternet 2026-05-24 02:11 UTC ↑1 11 comments

Article I: The position of Minister of Citizen Registry shall be established. Article II: The Minister of Citizen Registry shall accept and register citizens of r/TeenGovernment, filtering through ap…

VOTE FOR THE MONARCH Campaigning/Self-Promo r/TeenGovernment

u/GAAABE77 2026-05-24 02:07 UTC ↑2 1 comments

Yes this is legal

MY NEW VP IS SOMWANS CAT Campaigning/Self-Promo r/TeenGovernment

u/GAAABE77 2026-05-24 02:03 UTC ↑3 10 comments

Meow

I've been promoted in Vicetek 🔥 General News r/TeenGovernment

u/BreezyBee7 2026-05-24 00:43 UTC ↑5 2 comments

Thank you u/thatonefrein!

Views on me (Wiggly)? Poll r/TeenGovernment

u/Forward_Cheek4775 2026-05-24 00:26 UTC ↑3 2 comments

[https://strawpoll.com/Q0Zp718PDgM](https://strawpoll.com/Q0Zp718PDgM) wiggy wig wigg wiggli wiggle wigi wiggly

Rough STRG Plan and Treaty (Written by u/Due_Camel6262 May 7th, 2026) Proposition for Council: Rejected r/TeenGovernment

u/Ptoke8ARock 2026-05-24 00:21 UTC ↑2 5 comments ✎ edited

Preamble: Recognizing the idea, aim, and intention of the South Teen Government (STG) movement shall be paramount to the furtherment of r/TeenGovernment. Thus, the Treaty of Nevarro aims to outline th…

What do you think of the Anarchist Party? Poll r/TeenGovernment

u/Then_Train8542 2026-05-24 00:12 UTC ↑1 0 comments

New Vicetek Executive Positions! Business Announcement r/TeenGovernment

u/thatonefrein 2026-05-24 00:02 UTC ↑2 2 comments

Here at Vicetek, our executives and board of directors are in full agreement of the following new executive positions: CSO-Chief Strategy Officer (Chief of Vicetek Strategy) CMO-Chief Marketing Off…

Please, please, my mod permisssions aren't working. r/TeenGovernment

u/Ptoke8ARock 2026-05-24 00:01 UTC ↑3 1 comments

Please add a Council Proposition: Rejected post flair. I can;t send a message through mod mail. u/Zeedith or someone, please

Elections so far (only featuring the 2 valid presidential tickets) General News r/TeenGovernment

u/Due_Camel6262 2026-05-24 00:01 UTC ↑3 18 comments

UHOMP Amendment Proposition for Council: Passed r/TeenGovernment

u/Ok-Clothes201 2026-05-23 23:09 UTC ↑5 6 comments

SLSR Legislation Credit to u/BreezyBee7, u/Heavy\_Stomach\_7633, u/Bob-The15th, and the whole SLSR team for helping making this. Article I: A political simulation (polsim for short) is defined as a …

HELLO!!!! I am instead wanting to run for council if that’s alright? r/TeenGovernment

u/Sufficient_Good6889 2026-05-23 22:22 UTC ↑4 0 comments

I personally just don’t agree with Gabe’s plan on monarchy, I don’t enjoy it, too much power on one man.

Anyone wanna be my vice president? Uhhh Luke doesn’t cause he doesn’t agree with turning this into a monarchy and destroying council :P Campaigning/Self-Promo r/TeenGovernment

u/GAAABE77 2026-05-23 22:20 UTC ↑2 0 comments

Anyone wanna

TeenGov Alphabet: I Social r/TeenGovernment

u/BreezyBee7 2026-05-23 21:43 UTC ↑3 3 comments

What are you talking about? I didn't forget to post again. You're crazy. There must be carbon monoxide in your house. Anyways, the word horse won... for some reason. Reply with a word or phrase asso…